(Parenting humor, not advice. No one knows what they’re doing, anyway.)

Read the Stories
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Welcome! Thank you for checking things out. My name is Greg. I am a father, a husband, a coach, cook, chauffer, mediator, an occasional hostage negotiator.
What do I do?

I write stories about my adventures as a parent. This includes children hiding under tables when I’m trying to help them with homework. There are meals that take hours to cook and seconds to refuse. Have you ever had a great idea for something to do with the kids, only to have them refuse to partake? I have, and while the day was traumatic, it turned out to make a pretty good story for you to read.
Writing is what I do.
No spam, just laughs and digital camaraderie. I promise. Read and see your kids aren’t the only ones who do “those things”.
What else do I do?
In addition to being a parent, I am also a foster parent and own a dog and a cat because my wife and I just can’t get enough excitement. Do you like beer? I like beer! Oh my gosh! We have so much in common!
Grab a drink and click on some stories, they’re all true. Some are funny. Hopefully, reading these will make you realize you’re not the worst parent out there (That’s me. Ask my kids.) and hopefully you’ll be entertained while you think about that last time you ruined your child’s life by not making their favorite meal or didn’t buy the cool sneakers.

Remember, this site has stories for parents, not advice. No one really knows what they’re doing, anyway.
Protect your Children from the Blobs and Watch their Confidence Grow
My time as a parent has included stints as a coach and homework tutor. At various times while wearing these hats I have found myself in the middle of helping a child who insists they cannot do something. No matter how often I encourage them and offer whatever advice I can, they are convinced the…
Stoughton Library Events for Week of October 19
Stoughton Public Library will host events for all ages. The events range from historical to informative and include something for all ages.
I’ve been a stay-at home parent for over 10 years. There are a lot of websites out there that claim to give advice on how to raise children and keep it together. I know better. Nobody knows what they’re doing, just ask your children. Instead of pretending to know it all, I just tell you stories about my daily struggles to make it from breakfast to school to practice to dinner to bedtime.
My skills in writing coupled with my skills in parenting combine to give you this website that will amuse you and make you see you’re not doing such a bad job. You’re welcome.
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